Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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