nut hugger
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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