BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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