every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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