suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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