how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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