We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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