can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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