too bad you live with your parents still
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Ketchup is God's man juice
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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