I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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