I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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