using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Gay?
German.
Pity.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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