It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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