You work out of a Hotel?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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