If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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