I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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