That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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