Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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