Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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