I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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