it was a shit show
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He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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