Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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