Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
he just fucked me for my cheese..
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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