Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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