Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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