i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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