you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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