This is not my ceiling
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I queefed so loud it echoed.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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