think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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