Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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