the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
