You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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