Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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