Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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