We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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