Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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