you win again, gameday.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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