Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
