somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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