all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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