I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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