we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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