"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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not ubering you a puppy
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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