Porn is love you can see.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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