I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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