How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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