Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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