spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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