Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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