mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Pooping to opera.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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