How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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