Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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