fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
What changed your mind?
Being sober
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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