I don't remember. Are we still dating?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
