Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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